After Sex Comments by Sun Sign
Aries: “Okay, let’s do it again!”Taurus: “I’m hungry—pass the pizza.”
Gemini: “Have you seen the remote?”
Cancer: “When are we getting married?”
Leo: “Wasn’t I fantastic?”
Virgo: “I need to wash the sheets.”
Libra: “I liked it if you liked it.”
Scorpio: “Perhaps I should untie you.”
im getting emotional i need to meet every internet friend i have
Best friends and emotions are tricky….
She’s clearly looking for a pity party, but I am the distractor. We don’t wallow in misery when I’m around, we fucking party. I will try my damnedest to make you feel better if you’re depressed. If you don’t want to feel better, and just want to be miserable, then don’t call me. I’m a cheerer-upper, not someone you can drag down in the depths of despair.
Seriously. Come on child. We all have bootstraps. Pick yourself up by them. It’s not the end of the world. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve done this by now. Sure I complain, but I have a therapist for that. Also various social media to connect with likeminded people. Nothing is the end of the world until it’s really the end of the fucking world.
Time to grow up.
Woke up, turned on Pandora, and No Scrubs starts blasting.
It’s going to be an excellent Sunday.
ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
He told me to meet him at his place so now I’m listening to The Pillows on his bed waiting for him.
This is fun, although, with tequila anything is fun…
I hate it when I let someone else make me sad. This is why I turn every negative emotion into anger. It’s easier to deal with. This sadness thing is just terrible. Like adulthood. Awfully terrible.